Bancuri EMO

What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass? Emo grass cuts itself. What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall? Anything.   Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They’d rather sit in the dark and cry. Q: How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.   Q: How do you stop an emo kid from drowning? A: Give him a tissue