What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass? Emo grass cuts itself. What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall? Anything.   Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They’d rather sit in the dark and cry. Q: How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.   Q: How do you stop an emo kid from drowning? A: Give him a tissue